March 2012
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Alec and I are getting penis tattoos.
ericjordanelkin:
Not tattoos of penises. tattoos on our penises.
fuck you!
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Goddamnit, I thought my Paypal was hooked up to my checking and not my savings. Now I have -$30 in my savings account because the payment bounced. That MNWA/We Were Skeletons split is great, but not fucking worth that.
one-less asked: Asking Alexandria or Alesana
eraser-head asked: half awake or alexander korda??????!!
bioluminescentemospacecanine replied to your post: A kid from my high school died the other day.
this is one of the funniest/saddest posts I’ve seen today. I don’t know how to feel about it
Me either, man.
old-ghosts asked: ok, Ampere or Orchid (something I probably couldn't answer).
hersmokeytaboo asked: but at thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis second
one-less asked: Takaru or I,Robot
hersmokeytaboo asked: orchid or brand new, pick. :)
yeti-smasher asked: Jeromes Dream or Usurp Synapse?
A kid from my high school died the other day.
His name was JT.
The only memory I had of him was him yelling to me one day before track practice, “hey, my girlfriend wants her jeans back, faggot”
I replied, “alright, tell her to stop leaving them at my house after I fuck her.”
one-less asked: Alpinist or Trainwreck
one-less asked: BWP or Earth Crisis
bioluminescentemospacecanine asked: Your left nut or your right nut?
xpetitioningxforeverx asked: Converge or Trap Them?
one-less asked: Nervous Light of Sunday or Killie?
xpetitioningxforeverx asked: Pelican or Red Sparowes?
ablogforlonelygiants asked: Circle Takes The Square or iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook?
heptagram asked: asspiss is a good band. Owl City or Mumford and Sons?
old-ghosts asked: orchid or brand new
heptagram asked: asspiss or pizza hi-five?
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“Oh my god, I’m a tomato!”
– Mayor Adam West
neverknowingpeace asked: Lil B the Based God or Integrity?
xpetitioningxforeverx asked: Ed Gein or The Great Redneck Hope?
yeti-smasher asked: Pygmy Lush or Pg. 99?
ch4ppy asked: Touché Amore or La Dispute?
Anonymous asked: i'm gonna cum on you when you're sleeping.
Anonymous asked: eric elkin acoustic or city static
ask two bands and I'll tell you which I prefer. →
boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
The Earth Is Not A Cold, Dead Place: Legitimately... →
epilogueofacarcrash:
ericjordanelkin:
epilogueofacarcrash:
ericjordanelkin:
epilogueofacarcrash:
If we do, it’s staying in the living room so we have an excuse to get you out of your room.
And its name must be Cannibal Holocaust.
Nope. It must be named after a…
Remind me how the teen age mutant ninja turtles became mutant, again, Eric…. Tell me.
Legitimately considering getting a pet turtle for...
ericjordanelkin:
epilogueofacarcrash:
ericjordanelkin:
epilogueofacarcrash:
If we do, it’s staying in the living room so we have an excuse to get you out of your room.
And its name must be Cannibal Holocaust.
Nope. It must be named after a ninja turtle! And we have to keep it away from mold and shit. I want him to be healthy!
What are you insinuating, Elkin?
THIS PLACE IS A TOILET,...